Description
Why waste time building trust when you can just demand cash? This scream of a shirt is for real grifters who know branding is a scam and patience is for broke people.
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Printed on Comfort Colors – the best damned t-shirts on the planet – these unisex beauties are garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in feel you usually only get after five years and a few hundred washes. You DO wash your shirts, right?
Only available in red, black, and white. Why? Because you don’t need 58 colors. You need three that actually look good.
The Details:
- Sizes S to 4XL
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed = soft + bold
- No side seams, no nonsense
- Double-needle stitching (tougher than any soy boy)
- Made ethically in the USA
Wash cold, tumble dry low, iron if you hate yoursel. Skip the bleach and dry cleaning.
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